welcome to chris's home server

// you've reached a little box humming away in a closet

about

Nothing public-facing here. This server lives behind the couch, hosts a few self-hosted services for me and friends, and politely declines unauthenticated traffic.

It's been my main home machine since 2024. Mostly it's quiet. Once a week it grumbles for a few minutes during the backup window, then goes back to sleep.

services running

box specs

osDebian 12 bookworm cpuRyzen 5 5600G · 6c/12t mem32 GiB ddr4 disk8 TB raidz1 + 1 TB nvme uptime47 days, 21h load0.18 0.22 0.20 wherebehind the couch power~26 W idle
zfs healthy caddy 2.7 tailscale exit borg → off-site unattended-upgrades on

fortune of the day

"Always look on the bright side of life,
 even when the disk is full."
                            — fortune(6)